Okay. I was watching Da Bears on Fox. I see an ad for Hole in The Wall! OMG!! I am SO watching the first night. I immediatley IM’ed SGEP for the heads-up. Momisodes also posted the video. I can’t wait to see the American version.
Lady Language is having some GREAT giveaways again for their 2 year anniversary. So git on over, leave comments and go help them celebrate and maybe even WIN!!
Oh, Attitude of Gratitude is on hold for July (with Mama-Om that is), although I am grateful that my toughest problem last night was “Where do we go after dinner? Do we bike to one of the two spraygrounds or do we drive the car to the pool?” The kids chose the pool!
One last thing. When I insert a link, do you prefer to open in the SAME window or a NEW window??
Okay. The Cubs swept at home the 20th-22nd. For me to win the bet, the Cubs would have to win one more game. That didn’t happen. The Cubs were swept this weekend, the 27th-29th. That means we both lost the bet. SGEP will be writing a post about the Cubs and I’ll be writing a post about the Sox. Look for it in the coming days…
Good day everyone! I am going to try to post F F Friday (Fucking Floral Friday), an inspiration from Saintseester.
This is a flower in our front yard… not really sure what it is, but here it is. Maybe this will be a weekly thing or a whenever I F’ing feeling like F F Friday! LOL!!
One of the blogs that I read, Thanks to this Quirky Jessi post, is Lady Language. They are celebrating their one year Bloggiversary with a great give away and I wanna win! LOL!! So here I am linking. They always have fantabuolous give away’s.
I could copy and past them here, but I linking is easier.
My friend (not the one on crack, but SGEP) found these youtube videos and I want to share the goodness with you. Be prepared to LOL. As always, please leave him a comment. 🙂
I know you’re reading this! Please go and visit. 🙂
I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M’s (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year
2000 is “MM” in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried
Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there’s no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made them change their name to KFC).
Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said “Call 911!” but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled “Join the Crew!”
He knew it wasn’t a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It’s true – I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.)
The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press 90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy’s expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, “Welcome to the world of AIDS.”
Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital-the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society and an anonymous billionaire have agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives.
I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of X’s and O’s in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for
10 people only you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).
So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital but he was running low on gas because it was Tuesday and he was punishing his local service station as part of the GREAT GAS OUT by waiting till Thursday to fill his tank. On the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.
Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you will receive 4 green M&M’s and a little man will dance the Macarena on your computer screen – if you don’t,
you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your spouse/mate will develop a skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the US government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.
I know this is all true cause I read it on the Internet.