Hump day Humor

 If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
 “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this:


 COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTTABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den
and I’m thinking
about buying a computer.


 COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

 ABBOTT : Your computer?

 COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.


COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

 ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

 ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Win dows?

 COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at
 the windows?

 ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and

 ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

 COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use
 to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you

 ABBOTT: Office.

 COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

 ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

 ABBOTT: Recommend something.

 COSTELLO: You recommended something?


 COSTELLO: For my office?


 COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

 ABBOTT:! Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Window’s.

 COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK,
let’s just say I’m
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What
 do I need?


 COSTELLO: What word?

 ABBOTT: Word in Office.

 COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

 COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

 ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue

 COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if
 you don’t start with some
 straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You
 have anything I
 can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

 COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
 ABBOTT: Money.

 COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

 ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

 COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

 ABBOTT: Money.

 COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

 ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

 COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How

 ABBOTT: One copy.

 COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
 ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

 COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?


 (A few days later)

 ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

 COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’!




3 Responses

  1. hehehe; thanks for making me laugh. Very cute. 🙂

  2. Hah. Very funny.

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